stop saying “gen z brought back bush-era purity politics” i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren’t saying that you’re a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It’s fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn’t healthy.
I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this
I walked in on my parents fucking once, I quietly closed the door got some water and watched cartoon network till I fell back asleep. Yall are pussies.
My parents used to “take naps” every Sunday after church, from the time I was very small, onward.
When I was younger their bedroom was on the ground floor of the house and me and my sister slept upstairs. But when I was about 9 we moved to a house where all the bedrooms were on the second floor. It was one of those Reagan-era colonials that filled the Midwest like so much mulch in a playground.
So as it happened, their bedroom was directly above the kitchen. I mean their bed, had it fallen through the floor for whatever reason, would have landed more-or-less perfectly in the space between the counters and the fridge.
And so every Sunday we’d come home and id hang out in the family room (behind the garage, across the house from the kitchen) and my sister would go to her bedroom and my parents would “take a nap”.
And that was how it was for a couple of years. Around the time I was 12 or 13 I started getting more of an actual understanding of how sex worked, mechanically speaking, vs the sort of broad-strokes version that preteen me got from my fairly liberal parents. Anyway, one day I’m making myself some pasta in the kitchen, and I hear this rhythmic squeaking from above me.
See, my parents had this really, really rickety and fragile ikea-style bed that they’d had for years and years. And I’d heard these noises for literal years. But suddenly it clicked what was happening. And so many giggles were had by me.
A couple of months after that I was talking to my mom in her room, I’m sitting on the bed and she’s standing around doing something it other. Maybe putting away laundry. And I’m just kinda sitting there, rocking back and forth, stimming.
And mom goes “oh don’t do that, the bed squeaks a lot” and I just look at her and without missing a beat go “oh yeah, I know.”
Anyway that’s the story of how I mortified my mother into buying a new bed.
also, I would argue that treating sex like some disgusting morally disgusting thing is MORE LIKELY to make it traumatizing!
children are capable of understanding at least the basic gist of sex and reproduction, and are able to understand that it’s something adults do alone together sometimes. turning it into this fucked up disgusting hidden act that only addicts and sex offenders do is just how you makes people repressed and traumatized, and prevent them from understanding what a healthy relationship with sex and sexuality looks like.
so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about “overwatch coins”
and now……………… apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????
I said that because “overwatch coins” is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this
Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.
